主题: 笨贼一箩筐闹笑话

有一个笨贼，晚上八九点中，在一户人家的房顶上悄悄地行走，由于房项建材的质量不好，只听“酷岔”一声，笨贼从房顶摔落到了屋内，老少爷们一大家人都在那吃饭呢。老爷子问：“你谁呀？”
笨贼说：“那个……羽毛球落你家房顶上了，我上去够羽毛球去了。”
老爷子嗤笑道：“你挺历害呀！羽毛球能打到俺家房顶上？俺家是八楼阁楼！”

一名笨贼奉命到一栋豪华?墅去秆探，以便大后日后下手。他在黑暗中穿过树林，望见客厅里有一对少女，正起劲的进行钢琴合奏。回去后，他对首领说：“咱们?对那个地方动了，他们不会有钱的，我看见里面2个人竟然合用一架钢琴。”

有两个人把铁链绑在自动提款机的前面令一端绑著拖车的保险杆想把提款机的壳扯掉。结果扯掉的不是提款机的外壳，反而是拖车的保险杆。非常惶恐的，他们开著拖车逃离现场。而链子还著提款机。保险杆还绑著链子，车 子的牌照还挂在保险杆上。
一个人到药房去，拿出枪，宣称抢劫，然後拿出了一个大袋子套在头上——然後他发现他忘了在袋子上打眼睛的洞了。 
警察问一个被当场抓住的小偷：“为什么你偏要到这家商店偷东西？” 小偷回答说：“因为这家商店离我的住处很近。你知道，目前社会上非常乱， 我不敢过久地离开自己的家。”

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